The funnies



Batgirl (thinks): Are you serious! Ballet shoes and a tutu in a Zimbabwean national park?

Wonderwoman (thinks): FFS! I bet the most difficult thing she has done is maintain that glazed look and faux smile all day.

Fairy: "Soooooo, who likes pink?"


Grazing cows

The origins of the 'wellness model of health'

Tastes as good as it looks and the crisp's catch phrase doubles as a handy pickup up line


As the first casualty of musical chairs, Bruce's self respect took it particularly hard


This golf course was literally a zebra haven...

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...and a home for ostrich, and included a campsite we stayed at
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...and some more familar birds


"Sleek exterior, great clearance and an impressive horn....you're right Bill I do love the look of this one"



Ok this one writes itself...make sure you read all the headings

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